sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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