You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
This baby is an asshole
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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