Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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