New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Omg I joined a choir last night...
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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