I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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