I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
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Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
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And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
as a side note pls kill me
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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