hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i just had sex bonerless
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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