I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
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