He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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