Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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