yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
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