I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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