I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
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he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
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She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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