I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
high people should be assigned attendants
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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