He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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