So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Randomize
