I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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