why didn't you poke me back
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
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