So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
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It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
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Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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