she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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