return my video game
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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