speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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