All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Houston, we have a squirter
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
there is glitter all over my balls
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