Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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