things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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