Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
God, I missed his penis.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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