windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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