i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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