great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
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I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
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A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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