adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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