lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
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you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
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I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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