I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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