are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
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