they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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