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she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
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He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
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Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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