I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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