dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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