so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
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You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
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Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
We need to get me chipped asap
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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