There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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