Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
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Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
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You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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