I want to make a zoo with you.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
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