Sry I called you an 8
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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