Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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