Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
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He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
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I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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