Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
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can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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