Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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