We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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