whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
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I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
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The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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