Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
we made out on top of his cat.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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