and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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