ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
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Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
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Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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