White coat. Heels.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Randomize
