If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
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You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
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I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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