Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
how drunk are you?
Several
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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