is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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