I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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