girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
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Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
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seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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