The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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